#28 Phobia Poem

A fear?

I’m deathly afraid

Of any moving blade.

Although most things I can take,

This fear I do not fake.

Some people are scared

Of ridiculous things

like cats, jars, and even rings

But my fear is something

That is easily understood;

In fact, it’s probably good

To be afraid of these

Ruthlessly, rigorous machines.

I’m not afraid of cars,

Snakes, spiders, nor stars.

I don’t have Pyrophobia

I don’t have Claustrophobia

I don’t have Altophobia

I suffer from Kanalineophobia

Yes, I’m scared of chainsaws.

But as I said before,

This is easily understood, hence

The reason why some would call it

Common sense!